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Plot: A group of teens arrive on an island for a rave--only to discover the island has been taken over by zombies. The group takes refuge in a house where they try to survive the night.
ok i like this movie i dont care what any one says no its not uwe boll's best movie but it is so much fun at drunk partys and the turn table shots are cool and i thought jothan cherry kicked some good ass sure the story sucked but to be honest thats not uwe's fault i dont see his name any where near the writing credits hell he didnt even have final cut! so the true person to blame is mark altman who has made so many BAD movies its not even funny....so i give this a high rating becuase i have seen it more then 10 times and i still enjoy it for the cheese
it was so bad that it was funny. i also watched the funny version of it and it just made me laugh twice as hard :)
Bad, Bad, Bad... What Resident Evil did so well, this film failed to do... Can't even say the FX are worth looking at...
Some of the actors are handsome but still they can't make me like this movie. It's just a B-class movie
i snapped me dvd in 2 it was pissing me off. ;-) but from i saw of it, it was extremely good...awesome. totally kick-ass.
This is a review about the videogame series. It's a good arcade game even though eye never could beat it with only three dollars worth of quarters, shame. Deduct four and a half stars for film review. Two little words are needed to let you know that this movie sucks...Uwe Boll. Yes ladies and gentleman this film was indeed directed by the infamous movie killer. Eye have the missfortune somehow just having to watch movies in cinema hell! Go to Far Far AwayLand before thinking of giving this a look!
Quite possibly one of the worst movies EVER. Why did I waste my time with this? This was such crap, the story, the "acting", the "effects", the "zoombays". Everything was bad, it did such an injustice to the games it sickens me. Not scary or good, and, to make it worse, they insert random clips from the video game. I don't like movies where the zoombays are gay, and run, sometimes I do, but not this time. The directing of some of the shots was just crap. DON'T EVER SEE THIS MOVIE!
It's possible this movie is the worst piece of smelling crap you can imagine. Ever! Somebody should tell Mr. Boll that he can't direct and should stop making these kind of films, or any kind. I mean, oh my god this sucks!
A half a star is probably too much!
Greg: [pointing on a zombie in the water] Shoot it!
Capt. Victor Kirk: What do you think I am trying to do, you fucking moron?
I don't have to say anything about this one right?! Wait, I do...
WHAT A FUCK!N PIECE OF GODDAMN CRAP!!! THAT RUINS THE VIDEOGAME, THE HORROR GENRE AND CINEMA ITSELF. F#CK YOU OWE BOLL.
Thanks and sorry :-)
50/100
this movie sucked......first zombie movie that sucked....then came land of the dead.....dawn of the dead...etc....etc...(only good zombie movie is RE 1 & 2....EXTINCTION SUX!!!)
An Uwe Boll movie! And, surprise surprise, it's really bad!
The makeup effects were pretty cool, and there was a really badass shoot-out in the middle of the movie. That's about all the nice things I have to say.
The acting was mediocre to bad, the characters were about as cardboard-cutout as they come, I didn't give two-shits about who lived and died, blah-blah-blah. Yeah, it's the typical, run-of-the-mill teen-slasher that I hate so much. But the most annoying aspect?
Throughout the movie, clips of the rail-shooter that inspired the movie flash on screen. Why this is, I have come to three conclusions:
1. Uwe Boll was trying to be original
2. Sega would only allow an adaptation of the game if it included subliminal advertising for it
3. The budget didn't allow for any truly elaborate action scenes, so they stole 'em from the game.
My guess is that it's the latter, and for that I applaud Boll's creativity. Did I say creativity? I meant laziness...
Definitely like a music video. Having never played the games, can't say whether it does them any justice. Otherwise, fun to watch once if you like zombies or loud music with over done fighting sequences.
Sucked! Total letdown! Not only was the acting horrible, but the plot was beyond boring, and I couldn't pay attention to it. The director tried to throw in bits from the video game, and I thought that was kinda cool; however it wasnt enough to save this movie.
who in their right mind would allow anyone to see this?
this is AWFUL-i don't think the director even saw what he'd made until everyone hated it
so many plot holes and bad acting and terrible effects to bear
Deliriously over-the-top bad. This movie is based on a video game of the same name and Uwe Boll occasionally cuts to footage from the video game at certain spots in the movie. No, really. This movie and Boll are about as bad as everyone says they are.
Contains the following exchange.
Rudy: You did all this to become immortal. Why?
Castillo: To live forever!
I remember back at that time when Uwe Boll had his first shot at movie making. Man was it bad or what. Me sitting down watching House Of The Dead back then was like me watching a horror movie gone bad and thats exactly it.
I do not know what Uwe Boll's intentions were but surely they must've been half ass. Not only was this low budget(11 million) but it had no name bad actors,cheap acting and as well as a stupid plot. Teens end up going to an island for a party only to run into zombies?
Not only that but the action was stupid too. Not only was the action sequences nonsense but it had edited game footage in the middle of it. I was like what gives? Also since this was House Of The Dead I was expecting more then zombies but to my surprise no other nasties from the on rails shooter emerged.
This was a waste of time and a waste of money for the producers of this crap fest.
Impossibly terrible...and no that isn't Bif Naked in it, you're mistaken. Less fun than eating sand.
This definitely isn't a good movie. It is not realistic, and a lot of what happens and things that are said are downright ridiculous. But I had more fun watching this than I had watching Romero's latest, Diary of the Dead. As expected, some characters/dialogue was funny, but mostly in the first half, and the zombies were actually pretty creepy. And just in case the movie was god awful, Boll made sure to limit the downside by including gratuitous nudity and slow motion, cleavage/boob-bouncing sequences. If Uwe Boll released Diary of the Dead, I bet it would have gotten a 2.0 instead of the 6.9 that it currently has.
This movie is a complete prime example on how NOT to make a movie! Boll just doesn't get it does he? He is the WORST director on the face of this entire planet. You could give a chimpanzee a camera and could produce Oscar material compared to Boll. Well basically in the film a group of teenagers throw a party on an island, then some zombies come out of no-where and start killing everyone. Then a group of teenagers rally together and attempt to escape the island. So look at the plot, original isn't it? And one of the characters is named Captain Kirk!! The film is made awfully.
I love this movie, because it has an awesome atmospheric creepiness to it... though the story is very far fetched, I mean Caribbean Pirates in the pacific northwest -- Come on!
This made me want to take a dump at the back of the movie theater so i could wait around for hours until somebody finally sat in it, and i could hear it go 'squish'. That would be funny to me. Anything to absolve myself for watchin the garbage that had been on the screen.
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